Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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