did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
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im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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