Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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