Your tits are I can't wait for
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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