You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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