hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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