I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
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Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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