tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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