So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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