My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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