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Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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