you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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