How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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