bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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