Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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