I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How drunk are you?
Completed.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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