You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
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We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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