Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
found the other keg... it's in the tree
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
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Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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