I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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