we have pet lesbian snakes
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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