are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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