Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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