i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
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Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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