He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
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