come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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