just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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