why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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