What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
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