My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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