Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
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