at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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