I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
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go home
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
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