At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
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please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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