i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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