Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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