She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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