STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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