like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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