Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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