they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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