He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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