I love black thongs
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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