didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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