The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
