in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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