its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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