just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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