david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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