How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
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Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
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No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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