she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You dont lie about slip and slides
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Randomize
