3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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