But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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