i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I have tasted many bathrooms
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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