Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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