dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
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I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I have already put on my inside pants.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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