This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
no you cant smoke seaweed
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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