Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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