Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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