i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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