when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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