i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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