Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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